Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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soccor

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Women have the right to vote.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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