Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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