- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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