There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Wade's the father

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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#scabbers

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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fjdkhg

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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