- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

? I hate niiggers ?

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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