Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Your mom.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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