Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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bitches be crafty.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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my namew is jd

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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