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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How old is victor? Old

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What did the man with cancer do? Die

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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