whats black? a black man

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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