Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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