- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

19th amendment

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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