I never asked for this.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Women's rights.

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Anti Joke

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