Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Are you a human?

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Hashtag

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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pineapples

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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