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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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