- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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