Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Women have the right to vote.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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...NO.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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