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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Dogs in my home.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How many cows say moo? All of them

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

women's rights

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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