The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

hey guys what's up?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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