Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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