- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

i cant think of one.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Michael Brown

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What is brown and sticky? Poop

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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