- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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