A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Women's Rights.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A midget walks under a bar

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bob saget

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Hearpin my durp

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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