Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Comedy.

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Jason Connor.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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