- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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