- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

motley crew

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

asian, do math

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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