What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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ecks! why zee?

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Women's rights.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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