yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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