What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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women's rights

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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