Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

asian, do math

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

how do you confuse a blond?

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