How are you? Yes

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Women's rights

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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