Is this where I type the joke?

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Gay's rights

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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knock knock come in

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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who eats pencils asians

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my friend is gay hes gay

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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