A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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