how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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knock knock come in

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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who eats pencils asians

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Anti Joke

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