- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Yes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Your social life.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

why do you care?

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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