- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

we all know sammi has a penis

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Michael Castillo is gay

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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