- Anti Joke

A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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