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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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