Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Dani barton from bob chuckles

I'm a like whore

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Mrs. Welsh

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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