Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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