Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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My pet rock died.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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