bob saget

A midget walks under a bar

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

the cast of the jersey shore

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Hearpin my durp

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Not Steve Jobs

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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