Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Men's Sports

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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