roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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W.N.B.A.

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Anti Joke

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