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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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hi. thats what she said.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Anti Joke

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