Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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1 Jew XD

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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