- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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