Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Anti Joke

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