- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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