What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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