Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

what happens during a climax apples

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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