What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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baskets

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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