A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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what happens during a climax apples

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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