- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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