- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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