Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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