- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

whats the best thing about polio...death

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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