What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

How old is victor? Old

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Scientology.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

poop

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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