- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

I like pom

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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