- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Penal Dysfunction

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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