Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Anti Joke

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