- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Heartlight

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what do you watch ? a tv

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

The Braves win the N.L. east

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Women's Rights.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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