Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Shit!

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Ham sandwich

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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