What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Jacob Edwards has friends

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Hi Shelby!!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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