What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Knock Knock.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

want a balloon? yeah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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