- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Nicolas Cage's acting.

You smell like shit

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

i cant think of one.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Women's sports.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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