What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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