A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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