What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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I like to eat people

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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