a ginger has a soul

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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I like to eat people

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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