why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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women's rights

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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