What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

You're Adopted.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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