Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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why do you care?

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Mitt Romney.

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for keeps?

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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