Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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