Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

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