- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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