What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Anti Joke

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