Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

women outside of the kitchen

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

19th amendment

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

knock knock

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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