Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Snausages.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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