- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My pet rock died.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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