why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Jacob Edwards has friends

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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