How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

I'm banging your sister.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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