- Anti Joke

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

who farted your mother

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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