What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what did one tree say to the other? move over

The game!

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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