what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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