What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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