What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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NASCAR

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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I've got a dig bick

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Womens rights

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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