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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

poop is very very yummy.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

whats young and never moved? still born baby

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