How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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bum sex lol

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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