- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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