Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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An asian without a future.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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