why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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a ginger has a soul

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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IU football

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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