Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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a ginger has a soul

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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I never asked for this.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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bum sex lol

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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