Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Ouch.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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