yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

A women president

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Cold camel scrotum.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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