What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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An asian without a future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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