A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Knock Knock.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Watch your lips.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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