- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Women's rights

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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