Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Women's rights

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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