A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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ginger

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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dislike this...please.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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