- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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