Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Joay impistato is a fig

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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