Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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connor sucks

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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